Monday, February 14, 2011

Day X in Wonderland

I have no idea how long i have been in this place, let alone what time it is. Nothing is going the way it should be going. Everything mom ever told me, all the things I learned in school, I have to question it all now. Cats, rabbits adn caterpillars shouldn't talk, let alone be so difficult about the way that I talk. I keep running in search of something, but I can't figure out what it is I am after. There was something about this white rabbit that just got me so... curious. I just had to follow it. If I had known before that it would lead to that. I miss my mom, my sister and my friends. What if I end up like all of the people I met here? I don't want to go mad! I have to start thinking. This cannot be real.What if I've gone mad already? That would explain everything that is happening. Maybe I can be happy being mad? That Cheshire cat seems to be okay with it... No! I need to find a solution or I'll never get to see my beloved friends and family again. I will find this white rabbit. He's the one that led me here; he must know how to send me back. One thing is for sure : I'm not going back to that annoying tea party. If I wanted more lessons I would simply stay in school all day.

Catterpillar Daily Tought

What a strange encounter it was. This morning I met a girl. She said her name was Alice, a three-inch tall Alice to be a bit more specific. She said she had grown and shrunk so many times that she didn’t even know who she were anymore, and then, after listening to all that pathetic whining, she made me feel like if I was mad.

She is the mad one! She don't know herself at all! Isn't it madness at is purest level? Damn that Alice, and, if i may ask you, how the hell did she manage to get to me with such rude manners? If all those people from up there are as unpleasant as she was, it must be a really inconvenient world to live in, and if they fail to remember easy stories just as she did, they must have a hard time doing anything at all!

Anyhow it was interesting seeing someone this peculiar. She is more worried about her marvellous similarity to me, considering she's as tall as I am, than her recitation of Old Father William. I hope she managed to find the right proportion of top and bottom mushrooms! Thinking about it again, she was a nice girl, it's just that she didn't knew herself anymore, so she must have had a hard time wanting to know someone else. Poor Alice! So young and so lost!


Monday, February 7, 2011

Frenzy Rabbit

Who is that girl?She is obviouly from a strange world. She seems to have slacker hands and bizarre clothes. She must learning to hurry or else she might lose her head. Ho no, I’m getting late! This is what happens when you’re looking to others. I must to follow my schedule, always follow the schedule! Hurry up, down the hole. Hey, she is following me. What is she doing down here?This world is not for you young lady you better should get back from where you're from! She will probably get lost , she isn’t certainly as organised as I am. I couldn`t help her as I’m too busy and too important and I don’t have TIME! I’m very very late! I have millions of things to prepare for the queen. I don't even want to imagine what could happen to her if she meet the queen

Monday, January 31, 2011

Mad Hatter's Diary

Hello Mercury! How have you been? Can you guess what day it is today? TEA PARTY DAY! The March hare was with me and we were drinking tea and eating biscuits when all of the sudden, or not as time doesn’t really matter, she showed up. A young girl with long golden hair all entwined and in dire need of cutting. Unlike the red queen would say not off with her head, but off of her head! I thought whether I should say it out loud or not, but my hat told me not to. No room! We three screamed. Oh yes! Three we were, the March hare myself and our favourite elbow rest, the doormouse. Did I ever tell you that she likes to eat the crumbs off the table when she wakes up? No no not the little girl you silly journal, the doormouse. Back to that rude little girl now, after this sip of tea. She... Sorry the March hare interrupted me what was I saying? Oh yes! More tea, no the girl! She rudely sat down next to me. I rapidly found out she was out of her element. Everything I said seemed like a riddle or nonsense to her. Then came the question that broke the best moment of our tea time: What day of the month are we? I asked kindly turning to the little girl and she answered, THE FOURTH! That hare used dirty butter instead of clean butter. What does he claim? He used the best butter, but it was still full of crumbs. I raged out at him, “You should’ve put it in with the bread-knife”.

Cheshire Cat

That was interesting: she doesn’t seem to realize that everybody is either mad or becoming mad. She seems like a smart child, but then again she is just a child. How can a child understand everything that I have tried to show her? Alice was her name, I wonder where she comes from, and maybe she is the one that can finally change everything around here. I think I will follow her and see if she is as smart as she looks; she is heading for the March Hare’s place. Over at the Hare’s place, she will not be welcomed, that I know for a fact, but I think that she will be able to figure out some of what those crazy fools will have to say. Alice is heading in the right direction, I am going to have some fun with her and scare her a little. Since I am invisible she will not be able to know that it is me: it is the perfect plan. Oh wait, I am not invisible, I should change that, and there we go. I sure hope that the Hare and the Hatter will have tea this time, since it’s always tea time. I need to hurry to get there before her to see her reaction to the great “welcoming nature” of the Hare and the Hatter. I should ask him for a hat, I wonder if a hat would fit me at all, maybe he could give me some advice.